13 Things Films Have Taught Us
1) All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices, which have large red read-outs...
A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs…
A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs. She looks...
Murphy said to his daughter
|Murphy said to his daughter, “I want you home by eleven o’clock.” She said,...
So in love
Clem pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Jed...
How do you get a man to do situps?
How do you get a man to do situps?Glue the TV remote between his...
God Meets Bureaucracy
God Meets BureaucracyIn the beginning God Created heaven and the earth. Quickly he was...
Pervert?
A patient goes to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist gives him a Rorschach Test; he...
Men are like…
Men are like…Men are like animals: messy, insensitive andpotentially violent, but they make great...
If men had a vagina.
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for...
The Bar Basement
Three men walk into a bar and the barman says, ”If you can sit...