A preacher was completing a temperance sermon…
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, “If I...
7 Shots of Vodka!
Man goes to the bar and says “bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka.”...
Room Service
This is a telephonic exchange between a hotel guest androomservice at a hotel in...
She: Do you think of me when…
She: “Do you think of me when you’re away darling?”He: “Yes honey, I always...
I have good news and bad news
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You are from Canada
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Lifetime Savings
A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom...
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Q. What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree ?A. Hold on to...
Commercial
Commercial:Do Seagulls Circle your house?Does your boyfriend sing ” The shrimp boats are coming”?Do...
How to cut off a blonde’s ears:
To cut off a blonde’s ears, put razor blades on each shoulder and ask...