Three Dead Guys
Three men die and go to heaven. They meet up with St. Peter at...
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning?
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning? -Sends him to...
Thank you for the emails
THANK YOUThank you to all my friends who sent me such important emails this...
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to…
A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to find herhusband in...
Cat jokes 09
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Good Lawyers?
What is the difference between a good Lawyer and a great Lawyer?Answer: A good...
Purchasing a new bird
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First Thing to do after Jail
Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his...