Pitbull and PMS
What is the difference between a pitbull dog and a PMS woman?Lipstick.
Cat joke
What kind of cereal do cats eat? Mice Crispies!
Elephant With Thorn
An elephant is walking through the jungle when she gets a thorn inher foot....
Safe sex
A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. Whilefishing, the old man...
Blonde and Easter Bunny
Once there was this guy, and he was driving in his car, and all...
Hello
Q: Why didn’t the sanitary pads say hello to the Tampax?A: Because the Tampax...
Baby Turtle
A baby turtle was standing at the bottom of a large tree and with...
Split Personality
Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!
On the beach, how can you recognize a guy who uses an inflatable doll?
On the beach, how can you recognize a guy who uses aninflatable sex doll?Instead...
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...