My Car was stolen!!!
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.”They’ve stolen...
Definitions By Gender
THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female: Any part under a car’s hood. Male: The strap fastener...
Now that I’m older…
Now that I’m older…..here’s what I’ve discovered…..I started out with nothing..I still have most...
A Peg-legged Halloween!
A man with a bald head and a wooden leg gets invited to a...
Chilly
Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran...
Pretend You’re A Statue
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening...
Stupid Insults 7/31
Calls people to ask them their phone number. Can be outwitted by a jar...
Everything Gone!
A man was complaining to a friend:”I had it all; money, a beautiful house,...
Pinoccio
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio’s nose?”Tell a lie.”
did you hear about…
Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did...