Obscene Phone Calls.
Dave was a bit of a nut who enjoyed making obscene phone calls.His biggest...
Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...
The fucking lights
Tith the sun beginning to rise, the cabin of the jetliner was suddenly illuminated....
Question and answer
|An economist is a trained professional paid to guess wrong about the economy. An...
Let’s take a trip to Disney
|Two blondes had driven across the country to see Disney World in Florida.As they...
I’d Do Anything
A student comes to a young professor’s office. She glances down the hall, closes...
The Feline Diet
|Most diets fail because we are still thinking and eating like people. For those...
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?A salad shooter.
Someone died playing golf
|Fred got home from his Sunday round of golf later than normal and very...
stamp out forest fires!
|Why do frogs have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!