The Mushroom
A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink.The bartender says,...
Hit Television Shows in Iraq
Hit Television Shows in Iraq:”Husseinfeld” “Mad About Everything” “U.S. Military Secrets Revealed” “Suddenly Sanctions”...
Australia…
Australia.Where men are real menAnd sheep are scared shitlessAnd where the term ‘Going Down...
Lesbian Frogs
What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?MMmmmm, tastes like chicken!
An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday…
An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday, and gathered lotsof friends and family in...
Wanted: Woman!
Seen in the want ads:A tall well-built woman with goodreputation, who can cook frogslegs,...
Digital clock
Q: What did the digital clock say to his mother? A: Look ma no...
No Oranges
Father: If I had ten oranges and gave you two, how many would I...
30 Ways to Annoy Someone.
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.2. In the memo field of all your checks,...
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake…
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:”You are...