Yo momma so fat
Your momma so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil!
I want to lose some weight
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Taste It
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A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her…
A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her.He says,”You have acute...
A guy from weather bureau
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A guy takes his greenhorn wife hunting on a ranch…
A guy takes his greenhorn wife hunting on a ranch. When they reach their...
Inventions
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Your Momma is so ugly
Your Momma is so ugly that any position is doggy style.