Red Phone
A visitor to the vatican met with the Pope and noticed a red phone...
There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunken driving…
There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunkendriving. They let him go, though....
How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?
How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?Nine. One to...
Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization…
scientists Decode the First Message From an AlienCivilization…Simply send 6 x 10 to the...
The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum…
The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum, Dr Michael MacDonaldwas in America. An old...
Dying Wives!
“I was married 3 times” explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner,...
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one…
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one.The bartender says, “Hey...
The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
One Drink too many!
After the annual office Christmas party blowout, John woke up with a pounding headache,...
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter…
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders ahamburger.The huge guy...