Redneck Jedi
You know you’re a redneck jedi when.. You hear “Luke, I am your father…...
Keep fit… die healthy.
What does a short sighted gynecologist and a dog have in common?They both have...
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm…
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy...
Cockroach killing
my wife is too afraid of cockroaches,one fine day i heard scream of my...
Magnet?
Mr. Smythe had been giving his second-grade students a short lesson on science. He...
At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer…
At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells the...
Too Much Computer Time
How to tell when you are spending too much time with your computer:You start...
How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having their period?
Q: How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having theirperiod?A: Their son’s...
Two English sheep in a field
Two English sheep in a field.One says to the other “I’m not feeling very...
Didja hear the news
|”Didja hear the news?” asked Keenan of his pal at the saloon. “Harrigan drank...