Yo mama so fat, when.. ran away
Yo mama’s so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four...
Dairy Queen
How did Dairy Queen (U.S. restaurant) get Pregnant?Burger King showed her it’s Whopper.
Lawyer’s Translation
A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to...
A Favor
I know I haven’t known you very long and I shouldn’t be asking you...
Driving Test Answers
The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the...
True Marketing Errors
Below are fine examples of what happens when marketing translations fail to reach a...
She said, “Kiss me doctor!”
She said, “Kiss me doctor!” Doctor said, “I can’t as we doctors have an...
One day Confucious say…
Confucious say……woman sitting in jelly have her ass in jam….man with penis in peanut...
Act Religious
A plane full of retirees headed for Florida was gripped with fear when the...
Head and Shoulders
A blonde and a brunette were taking the elevator to the lobby from the...