Blonde on Flight
On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting...
Definition of Panda
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.He eats the...
Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...
Real idiots of society!
Here are some people who should not be allowed to venture into society:Police in...
yo mamma iz…
your mamma is so ugly, when she was born, she had an incubator with...
Sight of Money
I was sorry to hear that a friend of mine dropped out of med...
yo mamas so stupid…gumball
Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited...
Employee evaluations.
Quotes taken from actual employee evaluations:1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached...
You were there for me!
A man was walking across the road when he had an accident. The impact...
Children’s letters to God
Dear GOD, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was...