rabbits chased by wolf
Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the...
What has two legs and bleeds?
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
New Insurance Policy
After their house burned down, Mary Ann, his wife, called the insurance company.Mary Ann...
A fly in my beer!
One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pubtogether. The...
Dare to Swim
Once there was a millionaire who collected live alligators. He kept them in the...
A young couple gets married, and the groom…
A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his brideif he can have...
Blonde crossing the road
Why did the blonde cross the road? I don’t know. Neither did he.
Yo mamma’s so stupid…
Yo mamma’s so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and said...
Seymour was a good and pious man…
Seymour was a good and pious man, and when he passed away, the Lord...
I\\\’m Invisible
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m invisible. Psychiatrist: What!…who said that?