What do spaghetti and blondes have in common?
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common? They both wiggle when you eat...
Fish jokes 05
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A drunk orders himself a beer
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What an idiot!
There were three men. Joe, Rich, and Scott. They were all camping in the...
Signs you’ve grown up!
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Measuring on the job
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Sister Margaret died…
Sister Margaret died and through some error found herself in hell. She immediately called...
You might be a redneck if…deer head
Your mounted deer head sports a baseball cap and sunglasses.
A Fire Truck
One dark night outside a small town, a fire started inside the local chemical...
What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic.