Pencils
How can you tell a blonde is under stress?She’s got her tampax behind one...
what do you get when a chicken cross the road falls and…
Q. what do you get when a chicken cross the road falls in the...
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute?
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute? – Neither did he.
Felines
Why are felines the best ever animals? Because they’re purrrrrrrfect and grrrrrreat!
On God’s Making a Woman
And God Created The WomanHe was so pleased with his creation that he calls...
What is blue and sings alone?
What’s blue and sings alone? – Dan Ackroyd.
British Rail
|British Rail have decided to start sponsoring Forest. BR think they are a suitable...
24 Hours to Live.
After dozens of very expensive tests and weeks of hospitalization, the rich old man...
Cross mouse cards!
|What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?Cross mouse cards!
The Sexy Secretary.
A married man decided to work late to be with his sexy secretary, so...