NY Times Ad
Ad seen in the New York Times… FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set of...
Dishwasher Repair
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?Slap the bitch!
What Tax?
This kid walks into the pharmacy: “I’ve a hot date tonight, a sure thing,...
You Know You’re In California When…
The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway. You were born somewhere...
What is the worst thing about our justice system?
What is the worst thing about our justice system? You’re leaving your fate in...
Cannibals and Missionaries
Two cannibals meet one day…The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t seem...
The Blind Sky Diver
A blind man was describing his favorite sport – parachuting.When asked how this was...
Get me an ambulence now
|A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.Man: Operator, operator, call me an...
What’s long and hard and excites a girl…
What’s long and hard and excites a girl whenshe’s finally lucky enough to get...
Ghost
One night, at a party, The host asked his guests:”How many here believe in...