Faux Fun–groaner deluxe
JUST FAUX FUN”Can you loan me faux dollars ?”"What faux ?”"To buy faux diamonds.”"What...
Bra Shopping
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy’s, and walked up to...
Dickens and the Martini
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, ?Olive...
A woman asks the hardware store clerk…
“Do you have any batteries?” a woman asks the hardware store clerk. “Yes, m’am.”...
Billy was 14 and just started jerkin off…
Billy was 14 and just started jerkin off. He loved to jerk off. However,...
Assign the punishment
Three guys found themselves in Hell: we will call them Carl, Bob, and Brett,...
Preparing for skiing
Soak your gloves and store them in the freezer after every use. Fasten a...
Poachers’ Revenge
The was a farmer who raised watermelons. He was doing pretty well but he...
Horny Rooster
A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market...
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar…
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar one night.He glanced...