Polak Hiding In Tree
A Pole, English, and French guy are running away from the German soldiers when...
A clear moral
One day at the end of class little Billy’s teacher has the class go...
What has four legs and smells like fish?
What has four legs and smells like fish? Clinton’s desk.
Fun with telemarketers
|What to say to a telemarketer! One of the things that has always bugged...
NASA Hires Blondes
Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?A: They’re doing research on black holes.
The Rude Parrot
Marilyn had a parrot for a pet, but the parrot would embarrass her whenever...
Pest-by-Modem
Pest-by-Modem Here’s how to be a pest-by-modem:*Make up fake acronyms. On-line veterans like to...
A man was looking for a cheap prostitute in a brothel…
A man was looking for a cheap prostitute in a brothel.He went up to...
Texan’s guide to life
|Never squat with yer spurs on. There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman;...
Stupid Insults 31/31
Uses thumbtacks to post notes — on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat...