Insect’s favorite game
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The scum of the earth!
|What do worms leave round their baths?The scum of the earth!
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Punishment
A man was sent to Hell for his sins. As he was being taken...
Plastic Wrap
This cazy guy walks into an insane asylum wearing nothing but plastic wrap as...
What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?
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An elephant…
An elephant walks up to a naked guy and says, “How do you breathe...
Breaking News
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The Diagnosis!
There was this woman who was desperate to meet a companion.She went to single...
The Psychiatric Hotline
“Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.”If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If...