Young man
|”Young man,” said the judge, looking sternly at the defendant. “It’s alcohol and alcohol...
Marriage quotes 04
|My other wife is beautiful.My wife doesn’t care what I do away from home,...
Kewl Cat Quips!
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.Thousands of years ago,...
Flowers
A blonde and brunette were walking down the road.The brunette see’s her husband, and...
A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home…
A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home,”Please send me some food. All they...
Easily Explained
A man goes to his doctor and complains that his wife hasn’t wanted to...
Husband’s Excuse
The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his...
Destroying property
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The definition of sex
Hillary and Chelsea were having a deep dish heartto heart talk about Chelsea’s college...
What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.