Courtroom ding-dongs!
*** Real courtroom transcipts…courtesy of real idiots. ***( Oops! My brain just hit a...
What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?
What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?He gets taller!!Sent by Bill
New rules for dieting!
1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.2. If you...
How did you know?
A guy goes into a supermarket and buys: * one tin of beans *...
What do you do if your bank account stops working?
What do you do if your bank account stops working?Throw the guy out of...
If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?
Q: If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?A: A fur coat.
Get a hot mama!
A 87 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical.A few days...
A really bad, terrible mistake
Fred goes to a doctor and says, “Doc, I want to be castrated.” Doc...
The Golden Urinal
A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was...
A boy and girl octopus out on a date…
A boy and girl octopus out on a date walked down the street arm...