Gun-toting Panda (Classic)
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats...
What is the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a phone booth? A1: You need...
Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?
Q: Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?A: Because of all the cheetahs.
Stupid Stories
|Police in Wichita, Kansas, arrested a 22-year-old man at an airport hotel after he...
Gay man’s last fun
Three Americans died overseas in the war. The General of the three was sent...
The Dream
Tom’s dream was to marry a sweet, innocent virgin.He’d been going with Jane for...
Multi-syllable words
Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says “Today we are going to...
2 men and a woman…
What happens when you have :2 Italian men a 1 Italian woman 2 French...
Sex in a Marriage
There are four kinds of sex involved in a marriage.The first is Smurf Sex…...
Top Things You Should Not Say To A Judge
“I got your community service right here pal!” “Boy your chamber sure does look...