Birth Control
An elderly woman went into the doctor?s office. When the doctor asked why she...
yo mammas breath…
yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck
Marriage and Cheating
Marriage was invented because it’s only so much fun to cheat at cards.
A pile of one liners!
Why are sheep always in a field? Because they can’t get out !Who gives...
Soldier’s Ambition
An army Major visiting the sick soldiers, went to one private and asked, “What’s...
Divorce Can Wait
A wife was having coffee with a girlfriend of hers when she confided to...
Equally qualified
Young man Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in...
New Viruses!
OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly...
I’ll sue for injuries
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!