Little Johnny on the Farm!
Little Johnny wakes up and comes down to breakfast. Since he lived on a...
Blonde House Fire
A blonde’s house is on fire. She calls 911 and says, “My house is...
Mother-in-law burial
Two friends meet each other on the street.”Hello! Where are you coming from?” asked...
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
Random Ramblings!
** A waist is a terrible thing to mind. ** Air Pollution is a...
Bad Jokes
Bad Jokes The following riddles and jokes were made up by BADJOKE.EXE, an MS-DOSprogram....
One day a boy asks his dad…
One day a boy asks his dad,”What’s the difference between a pussy and a...
A wise choice
The following is a courtroom exchange between a defense attorneyand a farmer with a...
Editing the Prescription
The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the...
A Blind Mans Sport
A Blind Mans Sport A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When...