COMMAND REDUCTION OF ARMY PERSONNEL ( C.R.A.P. )
As a result of DOD budget cutbacks, we are forced to reduce the size...
Where are you from?
|Theater Guest A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater.When...
Yes or No
Dr. Dave’s Dental-Chair Discovery: Dentists are incapable of asking questions that require a simple...
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep…
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep when the localminister comes walking around...
Diplomat wants water
|An Arab diplomat visiting the U.S. for the first time was being wined and...
Small…
True story:About a week ago, I broke my ankle (in three places) and was...
I’ll have nun of that!
A nun was walking in the convent when one of the Fathers noticed she...
New son-in-law
A very successful businessman had a meeting with his newson-in-law. “I love my daughter,...
Thanks For the Balls
A New York lawyer sent gifts to many of his clients.The gifts were sleeves...
Catching the shoplifter
|A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry...