Getting Excited at the Zoo
It’s a beautiful, warm spring morning and a man and his wife are spending...
Computerized Payroll (Y2K)
January 1, 2000Dear (enter employee name here)Re: Vacation PayOur records indicate that you have...
Rein Him In
The newlywed couple asked the hotel desk clerk for a room and told him...
Proud Of Daddy
Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers.The first boy says, “My...
The Army Airborne major was used to harassment…
The Army Airborne major was used to harassment from AirForce fliers about crazy Army...
A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University…
A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University, where he hopedto attend the following...
Phone Sex With Yo Moms
Yo mamma’s so nasty, I was havin phone sex with her and I got...
Adultery
An old man went into confession and told the priest: “Father,I’m 81 married with...
Last Lunch
Last Lunch Three steel workers were having lunch at the construction site, a 20...
Giving very odd excuses
|The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One...