Things Change With Marriage
“Before I married my wife,” a husband once said, “it was nothing but wine,...
Blonde quickies 21-40
Q1: How can you tell if a blonde’s been using the computer?A: There’s white-out...
Lesbian
A blonde guy was sitting in a bar when he spots a very pretty...
A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top…
A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top of theworld’s...
Sleeping in Church
Wilma and her husband Barney go to church every Sunday, and during the service...
Upgrade to Wife 1.0
Dear Tech Support:I am desperate for some help. I recently upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0...
Mother’s Milk
A medical student is taking a test and one of the questions he sees...
She’s Smoking
Two young couples marry the same day and, being all friends, leave together for...
Coin Swallowing
Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?Nurse:...
Men come in three sizes…
Men come in three sizes: Small, medium, and Oh My God!!!