The farmer’s wife.
So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife’s tits and says,...
Mouse Tse Tung!
|Who is king of all the mice?Mouse Tse Tung!
Reward these soldiers for their work
|A British General had sent some of his men off to fight for their...
Child of the 80′s (super long)
You might be a child of the 80′s if…… you have deep, personal relationships...
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny…
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny was standing staring up at the...
Fuck for a Duck
A farmer sent his 15 year old son to town and, as a birthday...
Absentminded Doc!
A doctor is going about his business, with a rectal thermometer tucked behind his...
A widow was feeling rather lonely…
A widow was feeling rather lonely and decided that the best thing forher would...
Return the Dog
Two blondes suddenly got into bird hunting and were eager to try it out...
He was light fingered!
|Why did the firefly keep stealing things?He was light fingered!