Elephant jokes 07
|Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet?He wrecked three...
What’s the national anthem of Puerto Rico?
What’s the national anthem of Puerto Rico?”Attention K-Mart shoppers…”
Drive Into Ditch
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off.
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport…
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached acomfortable cruising altitude,...
A mother was teaching her three year old daughter…
A mother was teaching her three year old daughter The Lord’s Prayer. For several...
Success In Love
To my dear wife,During the past year, I have tried to make love to...
The Farmer and his boys…
A farmer had three sons. One day his oldest came to him and said...
George Carlin funnies!
George CarlinAds in Bills:Have you ever noticed that they put advertisements in with your...
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest…
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms. The second...
True Story
True Story about my 14 month old grandson, Alex:We took him to the local...