U of Berkeley Products
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Three Things Women Can Do That Men Can’t
Three Things Women Can Do That Men Can’t:1. Bleed for a week and not...
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A man had just been laid off from work. He was standing on the...
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Aggies
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King of the Jungle
Three animals were having a hugeargument over who was the best.The first, a hawk,...
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An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, “Father, I’m 80...
The Colonel’s Order
A COLONEL ISSUED THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE TO HIS EXECUTIVE OFFICERS: “Tomorrow evening at approximately...