Why cannot Frankenstein have children?
Why can’t Frankenstein have children? Because his nuts are on his neck.
Australia…
Australia.Where men are real menAnd sheep are scared shitlessAnd where the term ‘Going Down...
Insult Collection #9
You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning....
Only three doors
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were...
Dilbert\’s
Dilbert’s “Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as...
Take The Pill
Q: Why do Blondes take the pill?A: So they know what day of the...
half of everything
Three guys are walking in an abandoned warehouse. They find a genie bottle. They...
Pierced ears for pirates
How much do pirates pay to get their ears pierced?A Buccaneer!
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Your mamma’s so fat when she wears a yellow rain coast outside I yell...
Thank you for the emails
THANK YOUThank you to all my friends who sent me such important emails this...