Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
What did the maggot say to another?
|What did the maggot say to another?What’s a nice maggot like you doing in...
Awaken When Roomate Is Having Sex
Do Or Say If You Wake Up To Your Roommate Having Sex50. (the obvious)...
Funny Conversations
BOY : Since we met, I can’t eat or drink…GIRL : Why not ??BOY...
The Big Shake-up!
A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO. This...
Why is the government like a prostitute?
Why is the government like a prostitute? Your always getting screwed and you have...
A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert…
A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert, comes to visit...
From one of Tom Clancy books…
From one of Tom Clancy’s books:Commanding officer: “Alright! How about an attitude check???” Crew...
Lawyers take everything
|A reporter outside of a courtroom asked a defendant clad only in a barrel:...
How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?
Q: How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?...