Elephants
How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in...
Italian, Black, and a Jew
Three best friends are at the corner bar on a Friday night as usual....
Wedding Toasts 5
Men should never marry a woman for her beauty alone. That is rather like...
Santa
Santa comes once a year – but when he does he fills your stocking!
The two bee’s
Two bees ran into each other. One asked the other how things were going.”Really...
Pulling Teeth
A man & wife entered a dentist’s office. The Wife said, “I want a...
Cremate Mother In Law
A person receives a telegram informing about his mother-in-law’s death.It also enquires him whether...
A merchant captain and several of his officers…
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after...
Farm jokes 01
|Why did the bull rush?Because it saw the cow slip!What kind of bird lays...
Why did he fire you?
|Two neighbors were talking about work, when one asked, “Say, why did the foreman...