Paying the Dentist
As soon as the dentist asked the patient to sit down, he pulled out...
Bad Dog!
A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog...
The 5 toughest questions!
The 5 toughest questions that women ask men, and the answers…The questions are:1.What are...
Give the frog a loan
A frog walks into a bank and says “I wanna loan.” “Well Mr.. frog,...
To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails…
To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails, her mother tells her...
Yo mama so fat.. tripped
Yo mamma’s so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th.
The Suicide
There was a blonde and a brunette watching the 10:00 news. A news reporter...
To Buxom Waitress:
Q: What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress(reading her name tag)?A:...
Neutron Walks into a Bar…
A neutron walks into a bar, and asks for a drink.The bartender serves it...
If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen…
Q: If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nagat you, what...