Greatest Pain
One day, a man walked into the dentist”s office for some dental work.The dentist...
New Miranda rights
|1. You have the right to remain motionless, or you may elect to run...
Who’s perfect.
There are 3 people walking down the street: the perfect man, the perfect woman,...
HELP…911
A man frantically calls 911 and says, “help…my wife has gone into labor and...
Bird jokes 01
|Q: Why did the owl, owl?A: Because the woodpecker would peck ‘er!Q: What is...
A fortune teller
A man was wandering around a fairground and he happened to see afortune-teller’s tent....
The Pessimist!
An optimist sees the best in the world, while a pessimist sees only the...
Green
Q: If you’ve got a green ball in your left hand, and a green...
Blonde Inventions!
The top 10 inventions by Blondes:1) The water-proof towel 2) Solar powered flashlight 3)...
Tire Tread Marks
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?A: From crawling...