Why don’t men get mad cow disease?
A woman asks: “Why don’t men get mad cow disease?”Another woman replies: “Because men...
I can’t find the cause of your pain
|As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, “I can’t find...
Hippie in a Bar
This hippie walks into a bar, and thinks it’s a restaurant. He walks up...
Blind Date!
A girl goes on a blind date.The blind date hadn’t been all that great,...
Last Wish
Lying in the hospital bed, the dying man began to flail about and make...
Go to save my friend
|A very wealthy lawyer retreated for several weeks each year to his summer home...
Out of the tree
How do you get a one-armed nufie out of a tree? Wave!How do you...
Only found in America
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A day at the beach
your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets...
A perfect choice
A woman who had been married twice and divorced twice was fed up. Her...