For Cat Lovers.
An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.Anything on the ground is a cat...
Kansas Crazy Law
If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other...
New prefix
If blondes and bimbos were the same thing, the prefix ‘bim’ could be used...
Marooned
An American, an Australian and an Irishman were stranded on an island for several...
Black minister…
What do u call a black priest?Holy shit!!
Polak Crossed The Road
Q: Why did the Polak cross the road?A: He couldn’t get his dick out...
I’m Moving Out!
A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.He says,”What...
Why are men like blenders?
Why are men like blenders?You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.
Waterfall
What is a waterfall that goes upwards?…Viagrafalls
I get so drunk that I imagine things
|The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the...