Santa\’s Entrance
If your child asks how Santa Claus gets into the house, just tell him...
Polish Fire Prevention Bear
Q: Who wears a forest ranger’s hat and carries a can of kerosene?A: Stanislaus...
Quick Thinking!
A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for all the major...
Two men are discussing their lives…
Two men are discussing their lives. One says, “I’m getting married.I’m tired of a...
Retractions by the NY Times in 1998
The Top 13 Retractions Printed by the NY Times in 199813 “Correction: The cookie...
Blonde House Fire
A blonde’s house is on fire. She calls 911 and says, “My house is...
Frog, warts and all
A bloke walks into a pub with a frog on his head. The bar...
Its a Matter of Perspective
Dear Mom and Dad:Since I left for college I have been remiss in writing...
Question and answer blond jokes
|Q: Why do Blondes wear earmuffs?A: To avoid the draft.Q: Why did the blonde...
No Card
Two proctologists are discussing their most baffling cases.One proctologist tells the other one about...