Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
Monica Lewinsky and a change machine?
Why are Monica Lewinsky and a change machine alike?They both say…”insert Bill here!”
Polak Hiding In Tree
A Pole, English, and French guy are running away from the German soldiers when...
After the party, as the couple was driving home…
After the party, as the couple was driving home, the woman asks herhusband,”Honey, has...
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you…
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you,what have you...
A blonde goes for a job interview…
A blonde goes for a job interview in an office.The interviewer decides to start...
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance…
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. Next morning the antwakes...
Cat jokes 06
|Q: What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck?A:...
You might be a redneck if… rich relative
Your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help take the...
Bee Sting
A woman has just started to play golf when she gets stung on the...