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Selections From the Scholastic Aptitude Preparatory Test
Selections From the Scholastic Aptitude Preparatory Test (the S.A.P.) ENGLISH 1. Which of the...
The Bowl of Chili
Well, there was this truck driver that had been driving all day and hadn’t...
Dallas Cowboy put-downs galore!
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Yo’ Momma is…
Yo’ Mamma is so ugly, I went into your house saw her TV was...
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What is the difference between girls aged:8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58 and 68?At...
LICENSE TO STEAL
|Two Kentucky men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running...
Who Says Men Don’t Remember Anniversaries
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Colombian computer joke
Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer...
Tasty Lawyer?
The scene is a dark jungle. Two tigers are stalking through the undergrowth in...