Convent Girl
A young man, with a promising career ahead of him, decided to marry a...
Do you know how…
A man walked up to a farmer’s house, and knocked on the door. When...
Why Blondes do not make good cattle herders?
Why don’t Blondes make good cattle herders.Because they can never keep two calves together.
The Origin of Chapstick
The Origin of ChapstickThe old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry,...
Where do you see…
Question: Where do you see blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde…Answer: A naked blonde doing...
Ms. Piggy Counts
Q: Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70?A: Because she has a frog in...
Try to grow chickens
|A New York City yuppie moved to the country and bought a piece of...
Arizona Crazy Law
You may not have more than two dildos in a house. Any misdemeanor committed...
Only found in America
|Only in America…can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance… Only...
Will the real dummy stand up!
I give all of these people a DUH! – DOH! – & Woo-hoo!HANDS-DOWN WINNER...