Wedding Toast 3
Don’t go on your honeymoon for longer than 5 days, or you will get...
John receives a phone call…
John receives a phone call. “Hello,” he answers. The voiceon the ot other end...
Guess what?
Guess what? You’re pregnant!
Husband’s Average Income?
Income tax examiner: What’s your husband’s average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight.
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage....
Redneck Circumcision
Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A. Kick his sister in the jaw.
Shiny New Motorcycle
An engineering student is walking on campus one day, when another engineer student rides...
How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
Teacher: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?Little Johnny:...
Pastime for Passover
Paul says to Jesus, “Hey man, whatcha doing for Passover?”Jesus says, “Just hanging around.”
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the…
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of theweekly collection they kept...