The doctor said to the housewife…
The doctor said to the housewife,”I’ve got good news and I’ve got bad news.The...
Had any accidents?
|The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was...
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only...
Real Business Signs
On an Electrician’s truck: “Let us remove your shorts.” Outside a Radiator Repair Shop:...
Three mistresses
There is is this guy and he has three mistresses. Well, he decides that...
Nun on a date
What does a nun wear on a date?A Cross Your Heart Bra and No-nonsense...
How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?
Q: How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?A: With a crowbar.
Why do Farts stink?
Why do Farts stink?So that Deaf people can enjoy them too.
Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
Swerve to avoid a box
|Driving to work, a gentlman had to swerve to avoid a box that fell...