Go Softly
Here lies my wife in earthy mould; when she lived did naught but scold....
Never argue with kids
Excerpts from Readers’s Digest. ——————————————————————————– My 4 year old son came screaming out of...
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Listen,” he says…
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Listen,” he says to...
Did you hear about the woman who has five legs?
Did you hear about the woman who has five legs? Her knickers fit her...
The Brown and White Cows!
There was a farmer who had a brown cow and a white cow and...
The accident report
|Dear Sir,I am writing in response to your request for additional information for block...
New Chemical Elements!
Two new chemical elements have recently been discovered. Here for the first time is...
Bullfighters
What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?Quattro sinko.
Jesus vs. Satan
One day, Jesus and Satan decided to settle which one of them was the...
The other day my house caught fire…
The other day my house caught fire. The insurance agent said, “Shouldn’t be a...