Signs and notices 09
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in an...
You might be a redneck if… girlfriend
You’ve ever spray painted your girlfriend’s name on an overpass.
Ought to be hung
When the airline Captain announced they were flying over Salt Lake City, Utah, a...
The Perfect Woman would say…
The Perfect Woman would say: 1. I’ll swallow it all . . . I...
Jif
Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Genie and the Beer
Two old guys were fishing in a boat on Lake Michigan. A bottle comes...
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute?
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute? – Neither did he.
Blondes and Sex
What does a nymphomaniac say after she’s had sex? Do all you guys play...
Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe…
Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who...
Aged Mother
With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65 year old woman has a...