yo mama’s teeth
yo mama’s teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, “i got sunshine...
When you know you must really be drunk
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It was their first date…
It was their first date, and she’d shown the patience of a saint as...
Elephant jokes 07
|Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet?He wrecked three...
Can I Smell Something
A guy goes into a bar and seats himself next to a hot looking...
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Typewriter To Doctor
Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor?A: She thought it...
Bill Gates at the Pearly Gates
Bill Gates tragically died in a car accident. Arriving at the pearly gates, he...
The worm’s got a salmon by the throat
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Eating with children.
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