DUMB Questions Part 2!
How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?How do...
Before it starts…
A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the...
Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex?
Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex? She can’t stand...
How do you change a blondes mind #2?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Buy her another beer.
A drunk orders himself a beer
|A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk....
I’m Moving Out!
A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.He says,”What...
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet…
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said “My dog’s cross-eyed, is...
Boss wants too much
|For thirty years, Johnson had arrived at work at 9A.M. on the dot. He...
Male/Female Definitions!
THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a car’s hood. male: The strap fastener...
Be Politically Correct With Men
He does not have a FAT BEER GUT – He has developed a LIQUID...