The Perfect Gift!
A guy walked into a pet store looking for a Christmas gift for his...
It had taken him several months, but the executive…
It had taken him several months, but the executive vice presidenthad finally persuaded his...
Why Worry?
The next door neighbor of a middle-aged wife came over to inform her that...
Naked Mower
“It’s just to hot to wear clothes today,” said Jack as he stepped out...
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake…
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:”You are...
A Woman’s Experience With Children
For those who already have children past this age, this is hilarious. For those...
Horses
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says… “Why the longface?”
Purchasing a turkey
|A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t...
PMS in the bible!
The minister was presenting his Sunday morning service to the congregation. He stated that...
A drunk Irisihman falls
|O’Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when...