Why does a cow wear a bell?
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Who Needs A Husband?
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A man was interviewing for a sales representative…
A man was interviewing for a sales representative. One candidate wouldhave been ideal for...
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M&M Evolution theory
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Weather Lesson
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Who’s God?
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The Three Surgeons
Once there were three surgeons engaged in conversation.They got on the topic of their...