Get me an ambulence now
|A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.Man: Operator, operator, call me an...
Why is urine yellow and sperm white?
Q: Why is urine yellow and sperm white?A: So men can tell if they...
Women Quotes
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought...
Ought to be hung
When the airline Captain announced they were flying over Salt Lake City, Utah, a...
Blonde in a Freezer
Q.What do you call a buncha Blondes in a freezer???A. Frosted Flakes
SAT score decay
SAT score decayAs we all know SAT scores have been on the decline for...
Yo mama is so fat
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing...
No Fishing!
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked...
I am still falling
|A ranger outfit was having training in mountain climbing. One of the men slipped...
Knock Knock Jokes 1
Knock Knock Who’s there? Avocado! Avocado who? Avocado a cold! Knock Knock Who’s there?...